10 of the Weirdest and Funniest Things on the Internet in 2020

PeenPlush™
4 min readNov 19, 2020

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2020 has been a wild ride. Here’s a recap of some of the events that happened so far:

  • COVID-19 pandemic
  • The Australian wildfires
  • Prince Harry and Meghan quit the royal family
  • Impeachment of President Trump

It really does kind of feel like the end of the world with all of this going on but that doesn’t mean we can’t find the bright side and spread positivity.

Thanks to the internet and the efforts of some clever people, here’s a sampling of all the weird and wonderful things that’s out there on the world wide web. We are always trying to find the most ridiculous and odd items on the web, because let’s be honest, that is what makes shit funny.

1. Tiger King Jigsaw Puzzle

Tiger King was THE Netflix show that everyone loved. You can now relive all of your favorite characters from 2020’s hit show Tiger King. This unofficial puzzle features 500 pieces and custom illustrations of Carole Baskin, Joe and others.

2. PeenPlush

A giant plushy penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed peen pal is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.

Snuggle up with your own peepee plush and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft — or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection — because you’re girth it.

3. Crafting with Cat Hair book

Got fur balls?

Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects?

It’s time to throw away your lint roller and and go full out with your crazy cat lady persona. You can now transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts.

4. Rick and Morty Screaming Sun Alarm Clock

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finally an alarm clock for the true Rick and Morty fans. This screaming alarm clock with scream for 42 consecutive hours so you’re sure to have no more snoozing. You may remember the screaming sun from the “Wedding Squanchers” episode of Rick and Morty. When it’s time to wake up the sun will rise from the mountains and scream non-stop for 42 hours.

5. Swear words coloring book

Any adult will crack up at this swear word coloring book. Pages included in the book are:

  • Bitch Please
  • Calm your Tits
  • Cock Sucker
  • Fuck my Life
  • Fuck You
  • Go Fuck Yourself
  • Shut the Fuck Up
  • What the Fuck
  • and my favorite…. Cunty Mc Cuntface

6. A variety pack of soda with the most disgusting flavors

Horrific

For anyone who just really needs to know what buffalo wing-flavored pop tastes like. It’s disgusting and intriguing at the same time.

Flavors include: Buffalo Wing Soda, Sweet Corn Soda, Ranch Dressing Soda, Bacon Soda, Peanut Butter & Jelly Soda, and Pumpkin Pie Soda. Other possible Lester’s sodas include Pickle, Mustard, Coffee, and Cucumber.

7. Rainbow Chicken Tutu

I didn’t even know people had adult pet chickens before seeing this photo circling the internet. How adorable is this chicken wearing a tutu?

8. Weener Kleener Soap

Guys, little did you know that you’ve been cleaning your, uh, nether regions all wrong. The Weener Kleener soap bar will have your junk smelling fresh.

9. Cat Face Mask

It’s not what you think it is.

It’s actually a cat muzzle to keep you safe and prevent cat biting when you are clipping at nails or washing your cat. Yeah, who knew.

10. Portable Sauna

Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna. Goofy? yes. Weird? yes.

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